// CIVIL DEFENSE NOTICE · —
Be prepared for the zombie apocalypse.
The hyperscalers have turned. AWS shambles. Google groans. Azure lurches. Their once-proud regions are overrun, their p99s have gone septic, their egress fees feed only on the living. One node remains uninfected. One operator is still upright, still shooting. Cloudflare is holding the line.
// CONFIRMED INFECTED
- AMAZON WEB SERVICES us-east-1 TURNED
- GOOGLE CLOUD PLATFORM multi-region TURNED
- MICROSOFT AZURE east us 2 TURNED
- ORACLE CLOUD fringe case AMBULATORY
▮ LAST UNINFECTED NODE
CLOUDFLARE
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// ADVISORY
// KILL FEED · LIVE
// READOUT
THREAT LEVEL::ELEVATED
REANIMATIONS::3 MAJOR CLOUDS
FRIENDLIES::CLOUDFLARE · 1
EDGE NODE::CLOUDFLARE / ---
AMMO::∞ (ANYCAST)
EGRESS FEES::$0.00